chase oros

Honeymoon

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:36:41 -0500

Honeymoon

Photos from a volunteer appreciation lunch at Centenary Church,...

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:34:59 -0500

Photos from a volunteer appreciation lunch at Centenary Church, St. Louis

Vertical panorama made and edited with Pano and PhotoForge apps

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 17:50:42 -0500

Vertical panorama made and edited with Pano and PhotoForge apps

"You ready, sucka mom?"

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 11:21:29 -0500

“You ready, sucka mom?”

- My nephew

Superpowers

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 23:21:00 -0500

I was camping last weekend and playing the mandatory “would you rather” game outside under the stars in a red and blue sleeping bag.

The just as mandatory, “Would you rather be able to fly or read people’s minds?” was one of the questions. I was excited by the unrealistic potential of choosing the ability to either hover or snoop around someone’s else’s head. I thought for a moment and said “fly” considering there might be horrible consequences in hearing everyone’s thoughts. Knowing people are saying to themselves, “Man, this dude’s a douche” or “Did I leave my hairdryer on?” seems much less appealing than zooming over the city and taking photos with my cellphone on a Tuesday afternoon.

But then I thought, can superheroes control this stuff? Like, would you wake up in the middle of the night and have your face bloody because it’s pressed against your popcorn ceiling, just because you were dreaming you were flying? I’m guessing it would be the same concept as peeing yourself when you were little, or last week, because you dreamed you were hunched over a urinal.

Or what if everyone thought you were a spawn of satan looking for victims, when you’re really just passing above buildings and traffic to go grab a gallon of milk from Wal–Mart? Even if you were a devoted Christian, you’d never be allowed in a church again. Instead, you’d have Pegans stalking you, finding your phone number and social URLs, and calling and sending messages to you at all hours of night and day asking what Hell is like. “I can just fly. I’m not satanic,” you’ll say. But it won’t make a difference to them; you’re now known as Eaglana, the demon of flying.

So, after some careful consideration, I don’t want to fly. I’m officially taking that back and making my own option of stopping time, thank you very much.

Photo

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 22:11:23 -0500

Photo

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 14:18:51 -0500

Photo

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 13:59:09 -0500

Tears definitely running down my face as I write this....

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:06:00 -0500

Tears definitely running down my face as I write this. :)

nicotobares:

‹ Married Life • Michael Giacchino • Pixar’s “UP” OST ›

COTSAP #2 - David Gray and Cheryl Crow duo

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:51:30 -0500

COTSAP #2 - David Gray and Cheryl Crow duo

COTSAP #1 (Chase’s Oros’ thirty second audio posts)

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 00:15:06 -0500

COTSAP #1 (Chase’s Oros’ thirty second audio posts)

"That’s what it is about the Chinese; they’re always wiping things…"

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:31:48 -0500

“That’s what it is about the Chinese; they’re always wiping things…”

- Grandma

I don’t belong here (via chasing.chase)

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 17:46:22 -0500

I don’t belong here (via chasing.chase)

"Poop isn’t something you go spreading around school."

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 17:17:26 -0500

“Poop isn’t something you go spreading around school.”

- My dad, me being at age 8.

It really is good guys! And gals!

Sun, 24 May 2009 22:41:10 -0500

It really is good guys! And gals!

Photo

Thu, 21 May 2009 13:12:05 -0500

Designing is grand.

Fri, 15 May 2009 00:32:50 -0500

Designing is grand.

Jello spit-take.

Tue, 12 May 2009 14:38:00 -0500

Jello spit-take.

Photo

Mon, 04 May 2009 12:38:15 -0500

There was a girl at the DMV.

Mon, 04 May 2009 01:28:46 -0500

She was really cute.

Suddenly she turned to someone she was with and spoke African.

She was really cute.

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